It was my navy days. We were transporting visiting officers to a ship anchored offshore. It was a twenty minute trip each way, normally.
Water got choppy on the way out. When we pulled alongside the ship, our utility boat nearly mashed their ladder. The officers had a tough time making it aboard.
Reports were that expected weather turned inexpectedly much worse. We were instructed to get the visitors right back to shore.
Fog rolled in thick during the few minutes it took to get the visitors back onboard. We were facing fourteen foot swells in a fifty foot UB. It tipped us from starboard to port so hard the sides dropped to water level with each roll.
Nobody knew until later a snipe had set his toolbox next to the magnetic compass and messed it up. We were using Captain Jack Sparrow’s compass.
I suspected there was a problem when I saw the faint shadow of the ship through the fog on our port side. Firstly, anything you are leaving shouldbe aft, not port. Secondly, we had to be fairly close to it forme to get any visual at all in that pea soup, and we had already been thirty minutes traveling what was supposed to be a twenty minute run.
I tried to memtion this to the coxwain, but he told me to shut up, he knew what he was doing.
I had already spent half an hour having icy water crash into my face in huge waves. I had salt crust making me crispy everywhere. Officers were whining about drowning, and begged for life jackets. I told them to look under their seats, and put the damn things on.
Still, the coxswain wouldn’t let me talk.
Finally, after two hours of a Gilligan cruise, the coxswain called me to him.
His beard was decorated with ice droplets, as I am sure was my hair. He told me we were lost, and he didn’t know what to do. I could see it was killing him to say, and I lost my desire to rub it in. I told him I would go to the bow, and point, and if anybody asked, tell them I was watching for crabpots.
That’s what we did.
Less than half an hour later we were pulling alongside the Academy south seawall.
For the first time ever, I ignored my job. I hopped (real stumbly and stiff) from the boat, and instead of tying off, I made a bee-line for the visitors welcome center. I could hear the coxswain calling me, but he could kiss my ass. I really wobbled and staggered the last several steps. I couldn’t speak, nor could I stand anymore. I backed against a wall, and slid. Two old ladies hovered, and gave me a cup of hot cocoa. I was much too cold to tolerate drinking anything hot, bit the cup felt good to my hands.
The next thing I knew, I heard an ambulance. I handed the old lady her still full cup, and in came the gurney.
The next twenty four hours corpsmen fed me warm broth and took my temp like a turkey, with this long prong that would go right to the center of me.
The coxswain came to see me, (giggle) but they wouldn’t let him in unless I said ok. He was feeling real guilty, as well he should.
I had blankets PILED on me, but I shivered, and shivered, and shivered, and shivered, for hours it went on non stop.
Reaching normal internal temp was not good enough. I had to stay long enough for them to be sure it was holding on its own, and nothing was going to quit functioning.