Over the past 8 years, my nose has grown hair. It tickles my nose, and makes it itch. It hurts SO bad to yank it out. It looks stupid. It serves no purpose. If it did serve a purpose, then why didn’t I have it younger?

Next comes ear hair. Found one the other day….

Is this a sick joke, by the God I don’t believe in?

Topics: hair, philosophy, anatomy, conspiracy, evolutionary biology, body hair, philology