Fluther: Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?

Have you ever run across a funny epitaph?

Asked by NomoreY_A (5546

) May 15th, 2017
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Not being morbid, but have you ever seen something like, “I Told You I Was Sick”? Or, “RIP Three Finger Stan. Brought a knife to a gunfight, an ignorant man”

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Rosebud.

RedDeerGuy1 (24580

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How will you react to..“See you soon!”

imrainmaker (8380

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My Mom often said “I’m never making tacos again!” when she would get burned by popping grease. We considered making that her epitaph (she often joked it should be).

filmfann (52285

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I don’t think it was actually used, but Dorothy Parker of the Algonquin Round Table fame wanted hers to say, “Pardon my dust.”

Hawaii_Jake (37433

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“All in all, I’d rather be in Philadelphia”. Epitaph of W.C. Fields.

NomoreY_A (5546

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“Pappy loved the wimmin, mama caught ‘em out a swimmin. RIP Pappy”

NomoreY_A (5546

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The treasure is buried in the aaggg.

RedDeerGuy1 (24580

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Here’s the link if you want more of these..)

imrainmaker (8380

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@imrainmaker Thanks! I love this stuff. I know, I’m an odd egg, ain’t I?

NomoreY_A (5546

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^I don’t think your odd… To my understanding, you’ve been a good addition to the pond:)

MrGrimm888 (19088

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^^What a great epitaph that would be!

Strauss (23660

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Haha..)

imrainmaker (8380

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There is the old Western headstone:
“Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less,
No more.”

kritiper (25757

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Here lies Little Willie.
Little Willie was a chemist,
Little Willie is no more.
What Willie thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4!*

*H2SO4 = Sulfuric acid.

Strauss (23660

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Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:
Born 1903—Died 1942
Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down.
It was.

rojo (24179

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Any clip of Trump saying that global climate change is a hoax Is our epitaph.

RedDeerGuy1 (24580

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