See here’s the thing, ever since I spilled the Campari on the keyboard, my computer won’t work unless it gets a taste. And, well, you see, when I pour a bit in the glass, it’s usually too much, ‘cause I don’t want it dribbling down onto my .. uh… crotchly area, because then I’d have to clean it up, and, well, you know how that goes. So I really have no choice but to finish the glass, and what can I say? I’m a lightweight.
Do you think there’s an AA group for people who have to drink, or else their computers won’t work?