No, it makes me crave all the movies ever made by Zhang Yimo. And it makes me crave
groups of 2500 attractive men playing electified drums in unison. And groups of 2500 attractive men in electrified green leotards running in swirling patterns. And groups of 2000 TaiChi masters doing their thing in perfect circles even though, at least according to Bob
Costas, there were no marks on the floor to show them where the circles should be. Holy
f**k. Those people are smarter than we are, guys.