Wealthy football player wears a $100,000 earring to the lake; he wears in jet-skiing. It comes off, and is presumably at the bottom of the lake.

So he hires a team of divers to find it.

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I’m not sure which to be more aghast about:
– that he owns a $100K earring
– that he wears it to the lake and doesn’t take it off before engaging a sporting activity
– that he hires divers to find it

Oh, to be rich….