Wedding Beds? Seriously? The concept of a wedding bed has long been diluted since the 70’s. Why do you suppose that here and now, in the year 2008, over 50% of all marriages fail in under 10 years, and even as an option for those who don’t fail, there are “Sleep Number” beds?
You know the kind where he can stay the hell on one side of a bed adjusted for him specifically, and she can keep her meatsheets on the other side of the bed which is adjusted for her specifically? It’s like, even in sleep people understand they’re not supposed to be all up each other’s butt 24 hours a day, 7 days a week: There has to be some permissible separation unless you want a complete separation.
Sex is good for everyone… unless you’ve got the herpes or something wild like that: But even then, people with sexually transmitted diseases are out there spreading their doo-doo germs with ANYONE regardless of infected status.
…hmm. I had a whole second act to this comedy routine planned, but then I stopped to answer the cell phone, came back, and lost the fire. Ah well.
TAKE THAT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH7dj6wOnao