I would think, “She’s bundled from head-to-toe, yet she didn’t put a winter coat on her short-haired dog. She doesn’t want to suffer in extremely cold weather but doesn’t seem to care about her animal’s comfort and well-being.”
If you’re dressed like that in August I might pay attention. In cold weather, you’re just another kid. Ten minutes after seeing you, I would be able to describe only the dog.
That you may have access to a time machine and went back to the 80s to get that outfit. Right after that I would consider asking you if I could borrow it!