I live in a transitioning neighborhood. It used to be full of gangsters, hookers and druggies. The gangsters have all been arrested or shot, the hookers have moved on to other pastures, but there are a few stragglers who are perpetually drunk or high who are still shuffling around possibly waiting for a chance to win a Darwin award.

I convinced them to stop trying to break into my place. But they still have a tendency to steal packages that Amazon leaves on the front porch.

When Amazon starts delivery with drones, I can just see one of these nitwits trying to catch it with a hook or a butterfly net or something.

What would stop that?