My instant thought seeing this question was the new Jumanji.
It like has a handle.
I used to drink Dew from those 16 ounce glass bottles. Cup holders never worked for those, so I always drove with a bottle between my legs. Once when I was driving and a friend is with me, long red light. I told her, so, this is what men like about having those. Something to do during those long red lights.
We had a laugh.
However, I don’t think I would like to be a man. Not for a lifetime anyway. Maybe a week, at the most.