Senator McCain – why have you shifted 180 degrees on so many of the positions you’d held for 2 decades starting when you announced your candidacy? Also, why do you spend so much time talking about Obama and not yourself…don’t you think your positions can win you the election?
Senator Obama – how can I help make you the next President, and will you promise me to put Bush and his thugs in jail?
George – its Nuclear not Nucular, and when you get to jail, don’t drop the soap.