When they tell us a handful of cases indicates that our lettuce might be tainted, we have no problem throwing it all away. But when they tell us that a huge body of research indicates that vaccines are safe and effective, conspiracy theories abound. It’s the same agency!

To be perfectly clear, you should be throwing away your romaine lettuce and getting vaccinated. You should also donate to the UNICEF vaccine fund in some anti-science person’s name.

Topics: health, vaccines, vegetables, cdc, UNICEF