What's the worst curse you've ever heard?
I’m not referring to vulgarities or obscenities. I mean a kind of “reverse blessing.” Here is are some examples:
“May you corner the alfalfa market, at the height of the hay fever season.”
“May you miss the Powerball Lottery jackpot by only one number.”
“May you have a horrendous itch, that you are unable to scratch.”
“May Burger King and your girlfriend BOTH refuse to ‘do it’ YOUR way.” (Johnny Carson 1925–2005)
“May your daughter grow up to be as beautiful as Moms Mabley.”
August 22, 2008, 3:47 PM EDT
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