@harp. I remember learning that the for gov’t or business related acronyms, it is best to come up w/ a catchy name or phrase first and then attach the words to get it to match the issue and the catchy word. Sounds like your example qualifies…..
From Red Dwarf (The BBC’s answer to Star Trek)...
The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society (or CLITORIS).
If asked, it’s of course “Fine” – but there is one that isn’t mentioned on that list that occasionally runs through the mind of anyone working with customer support….
figjam ;) (Fuck I’m Good Just Ask Me) penis (Primal Enlightened Nobelmen In Society – The Adventures of Lano & Woodley episode titled ‘The Primal Warrior’)