On Facebook I posted a message to my son. I said,
“Christopher! It is April 1st, you stay on your side of the county and I’ll stay on mine! AND NO PHONE CALLS!!!”
The last phone call I got was a double prank on April Fools day 5 years ago. I was sitting in a convenience store parking lot, having just been fired from my job (which he didn’t know of course,) when he called. Told me his wife was expecting again.
I said, “Really?!”
He goes, “April Fools!”
I’‘m like, “Chris. Not nice!”
He goes, “April Fools again! She IS expecting!”