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Have you ever had a dream, where a dog walks up to you, licks your ears, then whispers to you to clean out your ear wax, and call him later for a date?

Asked by ragingloli (49152points) April 4th, 2019
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I wonder what that means.

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stanleybmanly's avatar

It means your medication is no longer doing its job. Up the dosage—please. No! Wait a minute! You’re horny loli! What are you gonna do about it?

janbb's avatar

Every night!

elbanditoroso's avatar

Very similar. Except instead of it being a dog, it is a Flutherite from Germany who keeps saying “Wunderbar” while licking my ear.

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zenvelo's avatar

@ragingloli Please mark your sex dreams NSFW. Thanks!

kritiper's avatar

I have never even come close to having any dreams like that. It sounds quite perverted. Ask your therapist about it.

kritiper's avatar

BTW, how big is this dog???

ragingloli's avatar

I was a small black dog, like a spaniel.

LuckyGuy's avatar

Left ear or right ear?

kritiper's avatar

How did you identify the dog as male?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Not a dog, but a cat. Of course.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Yes, that is how I got Pulsatile Tinnitus in the first place!

Patty_Melt's avatar

I do, sort of.
My dreams the dog commends me on the cleanliness of my ears, and remarks that Germans should learn aurel hygiene.

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