Jesus. I got a copy of the bill. Of the $5200, $3750 was for “Memorial Cremation Service.” What IS that?? It better not be the part where we cram us into a room at the church and people talk and sing….cause we could do that for nothing at a nice steak restaurant. That one really chaps me.
The urn was $280! If my kids want to keep my shit around they can get some nice vase at Goodwill or a garage sale!
There was a “Deluxe Memorial Package” for $125. Sounds like male posturing to me.
Flowers were $135. Cheese and Rice. My family knows I would come back to haunt them if they spent that much on FLOWERS. Get some cheap ass starter houseplants from some where to give away. Maybe give the store a sob story and they’ll donate them!
8 death certificates at $15 each for $120 total. Damn! Buy one and take a picture!
Clergy $100. For ONE HOUR. And he was a moron.
Organist $50. Hell. Bringa CD player and punch up Me and Bobby McGee.
Soloist $50….No. Janis for $0.
Obituary…. 291.00!!! Dayum. Let’s just keep it a secret.
Cemetary $300. Forget that. Lake or forest for $0.
Another obit in a smaller town, $50.
This is utter insanity. WHAT a rip off. I’m keeping a copy of this to review with my kids. The only thing I can see as necessary is the cremation and I don’t see it listed….is it part of that $3700? Surely it doesn’t cost that much…?