And mayo for that matter. I rarely use catsup, and I detest mayo and mustard.
As condiments go, I prefer salsa, guacamole, and soy sauce. This probably says more about the kind of food I typically eat than about condiments in general.
Mayo is the most VIAL thing EVER made by man. I’d rather EAT my own arm than TOUCH anything that has mayo on it. I once puked for over an hour because a girl smeared mayo on my shoulder. She didn’t believe how much I hated the stuff. It was horrible. Just the thought of it makes me want to vomit right now….