My GF is almost halfway through her first (of four) years of Med School. She has dreams of becoming a pediatric surgeon. So, 4 years med school, just to become a doctor. Five years of residency (three for pediatrics and two for surgery, or maybe it’s the other way around). And I’d imagine that brain surgery would be slightly more technical than pediatric, so altogether (counting four years of undergrad, and your one year of remedial grammar classes), I count about 13 years.
That’s a long time just to be able to say, “Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah, I’m a brain surgeon. You’ve been pwned!”
Besides, since “the whole world is a scam,” who exactly are you trying to “pwn”? Aren’t they just scammers anyway? Come to think of it, aren’t you trying to scam your way into someone’s brain?