How do Santa's elves reproduce?
Obviously not by laying eggs.
If they have 9-month gestation periods, like humans, does that mean that there’s a lot of post-Christmas sex and a harvest of October elf babies?
Are elves entitled to Family Leave?
Are there elf hospitals? Do elves live in dormitories or private housing? Does Santa provide elf-health coverage?
None of the Christmas movies mention any of these points.
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