When I was quite small, my grandma tried to teach me to sing a song called Mairzy Dotes And Dozey Dotes. I never did get it right all the way through.
I forgot all about it decades ago. Suddenly it popped in my head the other day. Now I can’t escape it.
Here’s how it goes.

I thought my grandma made it up or something, because nobody I ever asked had heard of it.
I’m not sure if it’s a dance tune.

Does anybody here know it?
Do you have a weird song experience of your own? If so, will you share it?