When Liam Neeson said he had full blown AIDS, contracted from an african prostitute, whose country was so ravaged by starvation, selling her body was the only recourse she had left.

More than I can count (or can post here) but there are some outrageously funny things out there:)

I’m with @lucillelucillelucille happens so often we installed an industrial nebuliser in our home.

C’mon folks…with all the negative posts about the stuff going on in the world, give us an example to brighten our lives a little!

Once a co-worker was having some bran flakes with blue berries for a snack at morning coffee break. Someone said something to make him laugh just as he was gulping down the last couple swallows of the milk and he blew purple milk out of both nostrils!

Let see… I once saw my husband doing the Irish jig on the front lawn in my rear view mirror as I was driving off for a weekend away with friends. :D

Rick does that to me sometimes!

I sent this to my other me. I have a great story to tell on him!

Sorry, @ucme, I guess I’m just hooked on ponicks

No need to apologise mate, just a simple thanks for the education will do.
For fun & for free ;-}

A cousin’s friend applied for a job at McDonald’s using the name of my cousin’s dog.
They interviewed, got the job and never went to work.
My cousin was bombarded with phone calls from McDonald’s wondering when “Maggie” was going to show up for work.

Back when I was in junior high, my friend and I decided to ride our bikes across town. We rode on a trail that led up a steep hill to get to the highway. While we were gone (several hours), a construction crew dug a large trench across the trail (that we rode on) at the bottom of the hill.

On the way back home my fiend and I were racing each other. My friend had the lead on the trail going back down the hill.

I can still hear his desperate scream and the crash slow motion. At his high rate of speed there was no way he could stop.

My friend was beat up real bad and in a lot of pain. But just could not stop laughing.

That was well over 50 years ago and I still laugh every time I think about it.

When Rick and I were first dating, and still in that giddy stage where we wanted to be next to each other 24/7, we went to a motel and took the kids. They were, like, 12 and 14. We didn’t want to be interrupted so we left them in the room to watch Andy Griffith while we went out and sat in the Suburban and talked.
I had to go pee, but I didn’t want to go back to the room because I knew I’d never get back out! The hotel was situated off of an access road. I watched the access road for several minutes and didn’t see a single car so I took the chance and went to some bushes that were between the parking lot and the access road.
Just as I started to pee….truck headlights were approaching. Oh shit!! I’m like, “I’m a bush! I’m a bush!”
They passed me…and never even saw me. They were staring at the parking lot incredulously, mouths agape. I was glad, but also confused.
Then I finished and zipped back up and turned around…and there was Rick, sashaying through the parking lot with my purse slung over his shoulder! And he was working it, boy, swaying those hips like Mae West. And Rick is a manly man’s man, which made it that much more hilarious.

This is what happens when you come from a Redneck Family. Dad and I took some stuff for donation t the Goodwill store. The woman supervising the kid that was helping us was rather snooty. Dad was sitting in the cab of the truck and I was handing the boxes to the kid. I saw this wig that had fallen out of the box. I gave the kid the last box, and I told dad: “Dad! There’s something alive back here.” Dad not knowing what I was about to do asked me: “ALIVE! What is it?” The snooty woman said: “Keep it back there.” I picked up the wig and threw it toward her:‘It’s so cute, here catch.” She screamed took two steps back and fell into some boxes. Dad spewed his beer, the kid was laughing so hard he had to lean on some other boxes. I fell out of the backend of the truck laughing trying to catch my breath. I got into the cab of the truck and dad was laughing so hard he put the truck in neutral and we just rolled down the street. Everytime we thought we were done laughing, it would start again We were both having trouble catching our breath. We finally made it home and mom could tell we’d been up to no good. I told her what was done. Of course that got me and dad to laughing again. All mom could say between laughing was: “Aren’t you ashamed of yourself?” I composed myself and replied: “No, not a bit. She was looking down her nose at what we had brought to donate.” Okay so even back then I was a Prankster.

They found a live WWII hand grenade at our local Goodwill.

Dutchess_III Holy Shit!

I googled it….and apparently it’s not that uncommon!

Pah.
Last year, they found a 250kg WW2 aerial bomb in our town during construction work. 4000 people had to be evacuated.
That is not uncommon here.