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I wish for you to answer this with a rhyming sentence, how will you do?

Asked by ucme (50047

) April 30th, 2020
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Maybe you’re a poet & don’t know it!
Could the verse be any worse?
What was the prose that you chose?

Just a line or two, no need to show off.
It has to be your own creation though.

I may or may not be grading your work, so brace yourselves.

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Topics: poetry, Limerick, rhyme crime.

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I’m not trying to hide,
but, I have been staying inside.

Covid is looming,
while the flowers outside are blooming.

JLeslie (65412

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Ucme, my dear, I don’t give a damn,
but I do so wish you to make me sammich with ham.
If you choose not to, I may be real mad,
but we’re such good friends and for that I am glad.
Now run along quickly and fetch me my snack,
don’t worry about the water bazooka pointed straight at your back.

KNOWITALL (29685

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You may think a rhyme sublime.
Poetry to is a horrid crime.

No matter what thought from my mind flows,
Conversation is best done in prose.

elbanditoroso (33146

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Though some may think you a twit,
I always liked your wit.
You are always pleasant,
with your British accent
Not the average peasant
with the personality of a freshly plucked pheasant.
I’m glad you make appearances on my screen,
your distractions make me serene,
when I could be feeling like a lean, mean, queen on the scene.

seawulf575 (16658

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Don’t ever complement @ucme
He will end up trying to fuck thee
He changed his avatar you see
trying to make a coed be
open to his advances
and ignore his verbal dances.

zenvelo (39408

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Gitchee Gumee rapid run,
Surfing sudses, glorious fun!
Lathered horseflesh shines,
Under midnight heat lightning vines.

Okay, yeah, I’m stuck in house
Need of fun makes me grouse.
Thoughts of high spirited release,
Interrupt my normal peace.
I Just evicted another mouse.
Wish I C him would run by my house.

Patty_Melt (17513

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Interesting how most of you made it about me, but hey…addiction sucks right?
@zenvelo You need to deal with those barely supressed anger issues man :D

ucme (50047

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The answers were of you and not a thing,
Being as you are more interesting,
But there are points off your score
for your own rhyming rules you ignore.

seawulf575 (16658

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