Oh, how rude of me.
I forgot to thank @canidmajor & @elbanditoroso for the GQ’s.
Cheers guys, so thoughtful, helping me on my merry way to 50k & massaging my brittle ego :D
Cheers to those who responded with humour, as was the intent of the question. To the entirely predictable bunch who chose their own path…thanks for the laugh, be inspired :D