Because the national poet laureate is appointed by the Library of Congress, and Trump is illiterate and no one has thought of a way to make more billions of dollars for the ultra-rich by appointing a corporate saboteur as poet laureate, yet. Howard Stern also has no background in mega-corporate cronyism.
If Betsy DeVos qualifies as Secretary of Education, Howard Stern also qualifies as Secretary of Education. With less taxpayers’ money to spend on his security maybe. DeVos security budget
Then neurosurgeon and general historian and advocate for racial justice Ben Carson would be well qualified to be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development ~