Fanny blast!
I long for this
The cavalry charge bugle call.
I’d like this first thing in the morning while waiting for the coffee to brew and this for every other occasion.
^ Love that.
Mine
I guess it depends on how I’m feeling at that time. If it is a normal time, I guess my cheeks would be like this. If I just ate a large meal, it would more sort of. If the hemorrhoids were acting up then I get
Maybe an “aoogah” sound? Mostly I just want to hear the track backing-up beeps when I back dat azz up.
“Stars and Stripes Forever”