How to celebrate festivals:
1. Find a festival
2. Bring a glass, with ice, preferably a salted rim.
3. Find festival organizer and inquire about the availability of Tequila.
4. Find tequila vendor.
5. Have vendor fill glass of ice with tequila.
6. Since you have found a festival, assume that there is music playing
7. Find music.
8. Find spot of grass to listen to music.
9. Find sexy woman with great shoulders and spaghetti strap top (or tube top, but tube top is just a bit slutty. That might be ok. Depends on the festival).
10. Scootch your cooch closer to sexy woman.
11. Offer sexy woman a sip of tequila.
12. Return to Tequila vendor and get more tequila
13. Return to spaghetti straps
14. Feel the warmth of tequila
15. Ask spaghetti straps to dance.
16. She says yes
17. Now the festival has begun…..