@zenvelo – My contributions are also 100% worthless :)
@Hawaii_Jake and @Tropical_Willie – Do you guys share the same closet?
@janbb – I hope that initiation includes forgiving all my sins. Or at least the ones I charged to credit.
@chyna – The question was, where can I get prescription strength tequila?
@stanleybmanly – I’ve already been thrown out of two convents…(okay, they were lesbian book clubs).
@Nomore_lockout – I’ll show you what I’ve got in my purse, but you can’t tell the moderators.
@Pazza – That sounds like a lame excuse, but I’m going to use it anyway.
@Everyone else – Do you even care that I tried to make my hair look like a jellyfish?!