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Please help: Am I the Fluther, or the Fluthee?

Asked by JLoon (6101points) January 28th, 2021
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Attorneys only please.

Unless you’re a priest.

Maybe a nun.

Or almost a doctor.

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Mimishu1995's avatar

Neither. You are a jelly.

JLoon's avatar

@Mimishu1995 – Then can I write all this off on my taxes?

zenvelo's avatar

@JLoon

Your contributions to Fluther are 100% deductible.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

@JLoon I have enjoyed fantastical savings at the department store of my choice by loudly proclaiming my jelliness. Try it.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Today is Friday so you can get dressed up in Aloha wear.

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Aloha wear is appropriate every day.

janbb's avatar

Fluther is a collective noun so you would be a Flutherer individually but you’re really a Jelly. We just haven’t been able to hold your induction ceremony yet because of the pandemic.

chyna's avatar

I work with doctors so I’m well qualified to answer this question.
Um, what was the question?

stanleybmanly's avatar

Get thee to a nunnery.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

You called? My card. Shyster Shyster and MaCormick. Attorneys at Law. Sometimes Doctor. Not really, but I play one with my grand kids when they get a boo boo and Mamma Bear isn’t available. I’m handy with iodine and slap a mean band aide. Not a priest, just the Grande Inquisitor of Toledo. No point wasting a good fire, just cut her loose and we’ll fry some cat fish. Uh – what was your question?

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Now, whereas the party of the first part agrees with the party of the second part, to – damn this is small print, having trouble reading this. Maybe if I had longer arms. Got a baboon in your purse?

Pazza's avatar

All we are is an observer.
All we are capable of, is agency and choice.

JLoon's avatar

@zenvelo – My contributions are also 100% worthless :)
@Hawaii_Jake and @Tropical_Willie – Do you guys share the same closet?
@janbb – I hope that initiation includes forgiving all my sins. Or at least the ones I charged to credit.
@chyna – The question was, where can I get prescription strength tequila?
@stanleybmanly – I’ve already been thrown out of two convents…(okay, they were lesbian book clubs).
@Nomore_lockout – I’ll show you what I’ve got in my purse, but you can’t tell the moderators.
@Pazza – That sounds like a lame excuse, but I’m going to use it anyway.

@Everyone else – Do you even care that I tried to make my hair look like a jellyfish?!

chyna's avatar

It looks lovely!

Hawaii_Jake's avatar

Willie and I used to be neighbors, sort of.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

@Hawaii_Jake Since 1993 . . .!

Nomore_lockout's avatar

@JLoon You say your hair looks like a jellyfish? Guess only your hair dresser knows for sure. Since we’re doing old commercials, Aren’t you glad you use Dial? Don’t you wish every one did? Whew, guess I could use some myself. Well, its leap year, guess it’s time for my shower. Been a spell.

Nomore_lockout's avatar

@JLoon Don’t look now, but the IRS just drove by in an unmarked car. You might have done better to take your chances with the Inquisition.

JLoon's avatar

@Nomore_lockout – Yes. Yes it does, and everyone knows. Except the IRS.

You take showers?!

Nomore_lockout's avatar

Of course. Every third Tuesday in Leap Year. Whether I need one or not.

kritiper's avatar

I thought everybody was an eggman and I was the walrus…

stanleybmanly's avatar

koo koo ka choo

crazyguy's avatar

Whatever you are, you are invaluable to Fluther.

crazyguy's avatar

Actually, I think you are a flutherer, just like all of us.

JLoon's avatar

@crazyguy – That sounds like too many witnesses ;)

Strauss's avatar

I’m not a priest but I used to play in church!

Strauss's avatar

‐-Watch out for the hidden crypt oh Dr. J!—

omtatsat's avatar

You are the Fluther*ee

JLoon's avatar

@omtatsat – Since you’re obviously a priest, I feel blessed ;)

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