When I think my husband is angry I would turn it on, because he always says he’s not. I probably wouldn’t do it all of the time, but just enough to know if I’m right or not.

When I’m at a doctor’s appointment.

I’d probably never used it. My head is cluttered enough with my own shit as it is. No need to be bombarded with other people’s junk.

I would listen to women; they’re more interesting than men.