It varies with my diet. But sometimes I take a shit, wipe and there’s nothing there. I thought this was normal until (somehow?) it was brought up in a conversation and everyone looked at me like I was insane. And it’s not because of my lackluster wiping skills either! If anything, I’m a little OCD about it and over wipe m’ bum. This absurd debate has escalated to the point where said dis-believing friends have asked to see the toilet paper post-fact. Seriously, there has got to be other (occasional) clean crappers out there that can back me up.