Any kind. Funny, stupid, enraging, anything.

We used to have a beautiful white German Shepherd named Dakota.
One day she got out of our yard to go a-visiting, I guess.
I went door to door.
The neighbor across the street said she had her, but didn’t want to give her back!
Her kids had renamed her “Snowball” (*Snowball???!!!) and had gotten SO attached in the 30 minutes they had her
“It’ll just break their hearts and I don’t want to do that to them.”
I just stared at her in disbelief until she turned over my dog!

SNOWBALL???