Classroom. Thrown out by my Latin teacher for reflexively calling her a scum after I misunderstood how much homework she was assigning.

Gym class. Thrown out of P.E. for admitting to the P.E. teacher that I didn’t feel like being there.

Classroom. Thrown out of class on suspicion of planning to throw a waterballoon in class. Was just holding it.

Drug store. The store manager (?) incorrectly thought my girlfriend and I were shoplifting because I was holding her compact and let her use it and then put it back in my pocket.

Mall parking lot concrete light fixture. Told to stop standing on it by Mall Security.

Restaurants. Asked to leave for staying past their closing time.

Other places, for being in places that someone wanted to be off-limits.

Probably others…

Kicked out of a Safeway in high school because my friend got caught with a fake ID, so the five of us were asked to leave.

That’s it, though. For the most part, I’m a good boy. :)

I actually remember one time in high school, I was with a group that got kicked out of a classroom because of disorderly behavior, but the teacher singled me out and said I could stay. My friends were so happy about that. xD

Gym class because my shorts were made of wheat colored denim and denim wasn’t allowed.

Bar because the bartender thought someone was going to start a fight with me . . . .

School for two days in my Senior Year. Smoking a cigar in the cafeteria on a dare from a bud. Dean of Boys must have liked me for some reason, it was Saturday and Sunday that I was suspended. Lucked out on that deal. And it reminds me why every woman I ever had in my life, thought all of my buds were all assholes. : )

I was once asked to stop attending a Bible class because I asked too many questions. I was accused of not having “faith”, which is what I was looking for when I signed up for the class.

Here is a very funny true story where we almost got kicked out of a theatre.

Yes, when my sister and I just turned 18 years of age we went on a double date ( first date ever)
to the screening of an X rated movie , since we were of age to do so.

Settled in our seats near the back of the theatre as there was no more room for two couples to sit together.

Movie started and it was NOT in English but Foreign language so it had subtitles to read.

We got bored very quickly but soon our minds began to wander and we discussed ( quietly) the badwhale of the women naked on the screen but I soon observed that when the scene changed views that the bright light also bounced off a patron in the first two rows all the way across the crowd.

As I couldn’t contain my snickering laughter my boyfriend asked what is so funny?

I whispered to him but he didn’t understand so I cupped his head in the direction and told him to wait a minute.
He still didn’t know what I was getting at, with me snickering so much the couple in front of us turned around and told us to be quiet, of which I told him that its subtitled, just read it.

At that point the scene changed and the beacon of light shone off the bald mans head and shone across the theatre, my friend started laughing out loud and the theatre erupted with people yelling to shut the F* up..I said out loud there is NO sound, what is the matter you can’t read?

Meanwhile the usher asked us four to leave the theatre, but before we even go up the bald guy in the first two rows got up and “he yelled yes it sucks “and he wants his money back, where everyone was demanding their money back for such a badly made movie.

Some threw there tickets on the floor and headed out of the back doors to the parking lots.

The manager came and loudly stated that he was sorry and that everyone would get their money back, just give us your tickets to get a refund.

Most that were almost out of the door and exasperated just left anyways.

My boyfriend and his buddy headed out the back door, but the buddy decided to pick up the tickets on the floor to get a refund waited in the car in the parking lot and a very excited friend ( buddy) came back with $173 refund and laughing hysterically.

They drove us home and thanked us for a fun time and extra money to boot!
Never saw them again after that but I bet they never forgot that incident.

@Inspired_2write You got had by those guys. They should have shared the loot : )

I was asked to vacate the playa and escorted out of 2016 Burning Man because of illegal fireworks I planted in a larger than life Burning Woman sculpture I made.

But now that I think about it, when you’re told to leave a desert… it’s sort of like being kicked out of nowhere.

We used to get kicked out of bars regularly when closing time was 10:00pm.

@Nomore_lockout
We were lucky that that happened as those two boyfriends had rented a motel room and had plans beyong the theatre.
Its good tht we got out of their hands for good .
This is when we were innocent of the ways of some men otherwise it would had gone bad for us.

Gotcha. Glad it worked out ok.

Banned from a bar because I accused the bartender of taking my drink while I was dancing so that I’d have to buy another one. I was actually escorted out by 2 bouncers.

Toy’s R Us toy store. Right after they told me that the toys are not there to just play with.
Yes, I was an adult.
Yes, I was with my kids.
Yes, we had a great time.

No, not yet.