I am going to talk like a pirate and tell my favorite pirate joke.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants.
He walks up to the bar and says “give me a beer”. The bartender says ok and gives him a beer, noticing the wheel down the front of the buccaneers trousers.
After a while the bartender can’t stand it any and says to the pirate “hey bud, do you know you have a steering wheel down the front of your pants?”
The pirate says “y’argh, I do and it’s driving me nuts!”