@loli, you disappoint me. I expected you to say something like “human brains.”
I don’t think I use anything weird, at least not daily, but until I gave up coffee I started every day with a delicate, carefully measured blend of instant freeze-dried Taster’s Choice coffee (half regular, half decaf) plus three flavors of Coffeemate in careful proportions: regular “lite”, sugar-free French vanilla, and sugar-free chocolate creme.
I did not call this coffee. I called it a coffee-flavored beverage, out of consideration for the Real Coffee drinkers in my household, who were horrified by my travesty of the sacred morning ritual.