Lol. I’ll indulge you, although I’m pretty sure you know already. It means teats or breasts.
But, supposedly there is a Native American tribe with the name Teton in the area (I think they were Sioux) so there are multiple theories on how the mountains actually got their name.
I only know the story because my parents vacationed in the area many years ago. I remember my mom telling me they sell t-shirts with two mountains (one on each breast) and it says Grand Tetons.