Mine is from Dr. Stangelove – RAF Major Mandrake: “I’m calling the President at this moment! Give me a dime!” Unnamed Army Ranger Officer: I don’t have a dime, and what kind of uniform is that?” Mandrake – “You’re standing by a Coke machine use your gun, you twit!” Ranger guy: “Ok, but if you don’t get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what’s going to happen to you? You’re going to answer to the Coca – Cola company!” Anyone?