My friend Neil came into work on a Saturday. He put a thing of popcorn in the microwave. Turned it on, and used the bathroom.
Came out, and there is black smoke everywhere. He thinks he set the microwave for 7 minutes, not 3. Anyway, he opens the windows, and then tries to open the bag. Flames shoot out from the super heated popcorn. He throws the bag into the dumpster outside the office. The dumpster catches fire. He gets a fire extinguisher, and puts it out.
He calls it a day, and goes home.
When he came to work, a manager tells him that a different manager (Neil’s boss) burned popcorn, and ruined the microwave. The whole building smells terrible.
My friend just looks at him and says “What an asshole!”