STORY TIME
I’m pretty sure I was two, because my brother was born when I was two, and I knew my brother’s name as soon as he came home. I already knew my mom’s name was Ball and Chain, and my dad’s name was shut the door. I knew our phone number when I was three. We were on a party line. I didn’t know our ring until I was eight or nine, but I knew the fire ring years before that. For those who don’t know, with a party line each home has their own number, but if someone picks up during your call, you can hear them, and they can hear your conversation. They can’t make or receive calls while someone else on the party line is on the line. Sucks when someone hangs up sloppy, and never cuts the connection. Nobody can use their phone until that person notices.
The fire ring goes to everybody, and is a long ring. The fire department was, and still is all volunteer. When the fire ring goes you pick up and they tell everyone the details. Our nearest neighbor, across the road from the lane to our house, once had a barn fire. Men lined up from the well to the barn. Buckets were filled, and passed from man to man, and thrown on the fire. Empty buckets went back the same way.
Women grabbed rugs and towels and drenched them, slamming the ground to put out burning grass to keep it from spreading. That was usually the first wave, to hold things back until the truck could get there. In that case, the well was too far away. Buckets were tossed all night. The barn was a total loss, but the house was spared, and no livestock were harmed.
All the hay to get cattle through the winter was in the barn. The cattle had to be sold, and soon after, the farm.
When I was five I knew the first names of dozens of aunt’s, uncle’s, cousins.
Family cookouts were awesome, and hosted at a different relative’s house each time. I had to know names young, because, “give this to cousin Melvin. Go ask Uncle Bruce if he wants chicken or pork chops, and does he want tea, water, or lemonade?” Thirty to sixty people would be at each gathering. You had to know names, because kids ran in and out with plates and messages until all adults had their food. Kids are last. These went through the summer. All the men went to one farm to get fields plowed and planted, then another, until they were all done. Wives dropped them off, then went back for lawn chairs, tv trays, a food item, kids.
I loved it, and I wish my mom had never dragged us away from that awesome annual summer crazy bruhaha.