Yesterday, I overheard the conversation of two college students on a first date (they were talking extremely loud, so I couldn’t help it.)

They were both talking about some of their bad habits, and the guy, probably trying to come across as funny or laidback, admitted that he hasn’t washed or changed his bedsheets in three years. Predictably, the girl looked horrified and revolted. I have a feeling they didn’t have a second date…