Hmm, I don’t think I can help you much because I mostly have noninformation.

I have five of them, out of seven, but I only remember what two are for, and I never actually tried to get any of them. They didn’t interest me.

If I’m not mistaken, one or two are obsolete, by which I mean it’s no longer possible to attain them. I believe one refers to a thread that has been closed and archived for a long time. So that at least tells you not to bother about that one.

I have 5 out of seven. The guacamole award is no longer available. You would have had to have visited Fluther headquarters in California which no longer exists. Or, in my case, I got to meet up with the site manager at the time, Augustlan (Auggie) to get that award.
I have no idea how to get the Old timer or Robot Crush awards.

The Atlantis awards are secret. If someone wants to send you a PM about it, they can. But we are not supposed to tell you publicly how to get them, and answers that give away the secret will be moderated.

One of them is not only easy to get, but for some of us it’s hard to avoid.

As of this post, I have 484 of them, which I think equals about 11 schools. ;p

I wish I knew how many I had on my former account from a prior life here about 10 years ago. It’s kind of fun when i stumble on old posts of my former self. Working my way back to the gazillion awards I had.

@Forever_Free, can’t you just reactivate that account?

The Prefecto-Fihs is given out 1213 times, of which, I’m sure, at least 100 times to me.

I wish I could look at my old account, but I can’t even find it if I search for it.

I tried to log on to it when Gail died, but I was unable so I created the new one. I’d be happy to view it as the public, not even looking to log on to the account.

@jca2, I went looking for an old thread that would have your original account, and I came to this one from 2013, which is like a who’s who of Old Fluther. There you were. (I just GA’d you!) That account shows as deleted now, but I seem to recall that the mods can resuscitate an account if requested.

Thanks @Jeruba! Good research!

@Jeruba That’s against witness protection rules.