Maybe, but I prefer to swim upstream.

Great. Then I won’t have to hold my breath for too long.

That’s fin and dandy. I would love a new gilfriend.

I hope so, ‘cuz I could fall hook, line, and sinker for a cute one.

Yes, but will any take the bait and be my chum?

Better the sea than a puddle because I like my women with some depth.

Also, “played” not “plaid” — unless, of course, you trying to establish a pattern, @ragingloli

Whoopsie!

I was going where you went @ragingloli , “Yeah, but they all stink.”

“And there are too many fish in the sea.”

”...and some of them are sharks!”

Yes, but most of them were caught before and thrown back in.

yet there are no “keepers”!

^^^^^ “remember to catch and release!”

“Pity that it’s toxic, polluted, and full of micro-plastics.
(Not to mention sperm whale sperm….)”

“You know what else there is a lot of in the sea? Trash. There is plenty of trash in the sea.”

Yes, but you’re going to need a bigger rod.

You just don’t have the right bait.