No they are not too short.
One time I was jogging in my neighborhood and a women in a car slowed down to inform me that, “Your shorts are too short”. Then she drove off. So weird. I was wearing typical running shorts like many other fast runners wear.
What about these women at the beach wearing less material on their bottom than the material in a glove. They’re naked. Oh and you had better not look at them former than a quick glance or your a pervert.