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What would you think would be a fun find in Trump's Mar-a-Lago residence?

Asked by rebbel (35549points) August 9th, 2022
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A secret door to a pizza parlor?
Vessels of Agent Orange Concealer and Rouge?
Boxes full of Stephen Colbert’s Trump book on the aftermath of Hurricane Florence?

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LuckyGuy's avatar

A stack of burner phones.

LuckyGuy (43691points)“Great Answer” (5points)
ragingloli's avatar

The remains of all the children he got from his buddies Jeffrey & Ghislaine, and that he raped and murdered, not necessarily in that order.

ragingloli (51967points)“Great Answer” (7points)
chyna's avatar

@ragingloli sure knows how to take the “fun” out of a “fun find” question.
Stolen China from the White House being used as everyday dishes for his Big Macs and fries.

chyna (51307points)“Great Answer” (3points)
elbanditoroso's avatar

I was going to say dead bodies as well.

With all the Trumpian shenanigans and financial criminality over the last 40 years, it’s easy to believe that someone who crossed the Trump family is now pushing up daisies.

elbanditoroso (33158points)“Great Answer” (4points)
malcomkade's avatar

A bunch of extra small gloves and orange spray paint.

malcomkade (669points)“Great Answer” (9points)
RayaHope's avatar

Book on mushrooms and weird things to do with them.

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (3points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

I doubt that it’s there, but I hope they find his HEART!!!

LadyMarissa (16088points)“Great Answer” (5points)
HP's avatar

I don’t know about a fun find. There would of course be plenty of overpriced kitsch and gaudy po boy monuments to “puttin on airs”—gold toilets, oversized chandeliers and other whorehouse wonders conspicuously displayed to impress the rubes and noveau riche. I’ll tell you what won’t find—any book other than one of the ghost written things with the pumpkin’s mug on it.

HP (6425points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Jons_Blond's avatar

Nude photos of Hillary Clinton.

Jons_Blond (8253points)“Great Answer” (10points)
zenvelo's avatar

I bet he has a whole drawer of Ivanka’s underwear.

zenvelo (39429points)“Great Answer” (10points)
chyna's avatar

^ewww

chyna (51307points)“Great Answer” (4points)
KNOWITALL's avatar

Obama’s birth certificate and Hillarys emails. :)

KNOWITALL (29689points)“Great Answer” (10points)
Love_my_doggie's avatar

@rebbel I also vote for the tunnel to a pizzeria.

Love_my_doggie (12965points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Tropical_Willie's avatar

A pile of crumpled-up cheeseburger wrappers.

Tropical_Willie (31125points)“Great Answer” (5points)
SQUEEKY2's avatar

A shelf with a stack of waterproof sheets.

SQUEEKY2 (23120points)“Great Answer” (2points)
filmfann's avatar

KFC’s recipe of 11 herbs and spices.

filmfann (52226points)“Great Answer” (2points)
filmfann's avatar

Lindsey Graham’s balls.

filmfann (52226points)“Great Answer” (7points)
filmfann's avatar

The urine soaked sheets from that Russian hotel room.

filmfann (52226points)“Great Answer” (7points)
KRD's avatar

A stack of papers that say all the good things he will do if he is president again.

KRD (5259points)“Great Answer” (1points)
gorillapaws's avatar

Fred Trump’s mummified head.

gorillapaws (30519points)“Great Answer” (5points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

@KRD I don’t want to hear any more LIES!!!

LadyMarissa (16088points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

The real uncooked books.

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (3points)
kritiper's avatar

His presidential bong.

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

^^^ his presidential schlong.

Dutchess_III (46812points)“Great Answer” (3points)
ragingloli's avatar

I am sure that the Orangutan has, what we in Germany call a “3mm Nahkampfstachel”

ragingloli (51967points)“Great Answer” (5points)
KNOWITALL's avatar

@kritiper He looks like a blunt guy to me. Haha!

KNOWITALL (29689points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Gold bars?

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (3points)
jca2's avatar

Copies of Donny Trump’s tax returns.

jca2 (16267points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RayaHope's avatar

MAGA hat rejects and fake church memberships.

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Non-regulation golf balls?

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

100 grams of Fukitall?

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (2points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

An mountain Al Pacino like big pile of coke? For personal use? Sniff.

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (2points)
elbanditoroso's avatar

Stormy Daniels’ thong underwear is probably stored somehwere at Mar-a-lago.

elbanditoroso (33158points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RayaHope's avatar

@elbanditoroso ewwww

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A miniature Lego Star Wars ,Death Star, complete with White House. Mar-a-Lego.

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (3points)
kruger_d's avatar

Trump’s personal presidential scrapbook with crush collages for Putin and Kim Jong-Un and hate pages for Nancy Chuck Barack and Joe. Maybe a page for “Flags I’ve hugged” and all the excellent reports from his doctor.

kruger_d (6231points)“Great Answer” (5points)
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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

A restraining order from chef Boyardee.

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (2points)
RayaHope's avatar

His secret “fake news” subscription.

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (3points)
WhyNow's avatar

Respects to @rebbel the funniest person on this site. To me… it would be
satirical (not haha funny) if they found NOTING!

WhyNow (2839points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

Pee tapes.

Dutchess_III (46812points)“Great Answer” (3points)
mazingerz88's avatar

Nothing. None.

Oh wait. Vultures on the rooftop.

mazingerz88 (28814points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RayaHope's avatar

@Dutchess_III Pee tapes? OMG!

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

You know….the Russian hookers @RayaHope.

Dutchess_III (46812points)“Great Answer” (3points)
SABOTEUR's avatar

Truth.

SABOTEUR (14377points)“Great Answer” (4points)
Dutchess_III's avatar

Ahahahaha @SABOTEUR!

Dutchess_III (46812points)“Great Answer” (2points)
HP's avatar

Trump’s kryptonite

HP (6425points)“Great Answer” (2points)
WhyNow's avatar

Trump can say “I didn’t know what the C on those documents meant.

WhyNow (2839points)“Great Answer” (1points)
chyna's avatar

The blackmail tapes and documents he has on every sitting republican.

chyna (51307points)“Great Answer” (2points)
WhyNow's avatar

^^ If trump has a box of 1,200 FBI files of his political enemies, what should we do?

WhyNow (2839points)“Great Answer” (3points)
chyna's avatar

Nothing. That’s up to the authorities.

chyna (51307points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RedDeerGuy1's avatar

@WhyNow I would try not to be 1,201.

RedDeerGuy1 (24463points)“Great Answer” (5points)
WhyNow's avatar

^^ Sorry Mr. Deer but you are a post-it sticker on the bottom of the box.

WhyNow (2839points)“Great Answer” (3points)
HP's avatar

Anyone in a Trump box is either his throwaway tool or an enemy. He can distinguish nothing else.

HP (6425points)“Great Answer” (3points)
LadyMarissa's avatar

Roger Stone’s pardon was in one of those boxes!!!

LadyMarissa (16088points)“Great Answer” (3points)
Tropical_Willie's avatar

They got his Fucking PASSPORT there are no trains or buses to Moscow ! ! !

Tropical_Willie (31125points)“Great Answer” (5points)

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