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Why don't zombies eat each others brains?

Asked by RedDeerGuy1 (24463points) August 31st, 2022
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When they are around each other?

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Zaku's avatar

Depends on the type of zombie. Not all types of zombies even eat brains.

Those that do probably prefer or only go for living non-zombie brains. If there have been types of zombies that attacked each other, they wouldn’t tend to last very long, wouldn’t be very able to form hordes, since they’d go after each other, etc.

Zaku (30354points)“Great Answer” (1points)
raum's avatar

They may be dead, but they can still be discriminating with their culinary choices.

Given that it’s not a very common practice to preserve zombie brains, I’m guessing they prefer their brains fresh and not rotting.

raum (13206points)“Great Answer” (2points)
filmfann's avatar

There are vegetarian zombies.
They eat Brussels Sprouts.

filmfann (52225points)“Great Answer” (2points)
rebbel's avatar

Due to a lack of Chianti?

rebbel (35549points)“Great Answer” (2points)
elbanditoroso's avatar

Dietary restriction in the Zombie Bible.

“Thou shalt not eat brains of any soul, living or dead.”

elbanditoroso (33157points)“Great Answer” (1points)
chyna's avatar

I don’t think zombies have brains.

chyna (51306points)“Great Answer” (1points)
zenvelo's avatar

They want fresh health foods, not something that has already been gnawed on.

zenvelo (39418points)“Great Answer” (1points)
kritiper's avatar

No ketchup.

kritiper (25757points)“Great Answer” (3points)
RayaHope's avatar

I don’t think they have any. Have you seem a zombie lately? They stumble around barely able to walk and always missing body parts. ewww

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (1points)
mazingerz88's avatar

They still need their brains to go find a voting booth so they can vote for trump.

mazingerz88 (28813points)“Great Answer” (4points)
RayaHope's avatar

@mazingerz88 Zing! too funny! :D

RayaHope (7448points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Inspired_2write's avatar

They haven’t the brains to think that they could.

Inspired_2write (14486points)“Great Answer” (1points)
eyesoreu's avatar

Because, they’re thick as shit.

eyesoreu (1847points)“Great Answer” (1points)

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