Chickens are vicious predators. They will charge and eviscerate anything! I do not want to start worrying about being disemboweled by a rotten chicken.
Have you ever seen one of those Costco $5 chickens? Those huge suckers set your mind to wondering. It’s not merely that they’re huge, but the fact that they can roast and sell them hot at 5 bucks a pop. The things are suspiciously juicy and delicious, and one of the best deals anywhere.
In case you haven’t noticed, that has already been done. Buy a package of chicken breasts and imagine the size of the chicken it came from. What’s more important is that the taste is nowhere near as good as when chickens were half the size.