Please no weird sex stuff. Let’s keep this PG.

I find I am overly polite to the point that I apologize to objects like my google mini when it asks me to repeat again. I can’t seem to help but say, oh, I’m sorry, or apologize to the dog if I’m late feeding her because I got wrapped up in something or if I don’t understand what she wants.

I talk to my stomach when I ate something bad and it made my acid reflux act up. Sometimes out loud but most of the time it’s my inner voice apologizing and promising that I will eat better the next day.

I won’t apologize if I stub my toe but I will curse up and down the object that caused my toe injury.

Sometimes I think maybe it’s because apologizing is part of empathy and I just have it on autopilot. It is just a reflex.

It’s not like I truly believe objects or my stomach can feel it or that my dog understands what, sorry means. But I’ve been noticing I do it a lot. I tried to stop myself but most of the time I don’t remember to.
So I’ve come clean. Now its your turn.