Payment.
I really like getting paid.

To retire before death.

Whenever someone suggests I actually have a “profession” it’s like a little affirmation.

So thank you.

Now send cash. Please.

Or the Stanley Cup.

It could be worth something.

I don’t think there is one.

But thinking of other ‘professions’ -

- what award does a serial killer get to show that he/she has excelled at his profession?

- does the highwaay department give out a ‘yellow straight line painter’ citation?

@elbanditoroso
He gets documentaries made about himself.

The World Cup … (of bread)

speaking of bread

Working with emotionally challenged teens, for me the GREATEST reward is when I finally hit that perfect combination that resonates with them & I see the light go on in their eyes & a smile growing across their face!!! There was one child who hugged my neck along with the smile & he told me he loved me for making him feel happy once again. There is NO award nor amount of money that could replace the pride that I felt that day!!!

The Academy Award.

The Nobel Peace Prize.

Operations Management

The ASCM (APICS) Certified in Production and Inventory Management (CPIM) is known as the best certification for internal supply chain business operations. Since CPIM’s launch in 1973, more than 112,000 professionals have benefited from this globally recognized certification. There are millions of people in the profession.

I got certified forty years ago.

Having a computer algorithm named after me.