There’s always so much tension on a first date, so I like to have sex right away – Usually over the phone and in public. Because I think nothing says more about imagination, style, compassion, and empathy than filthy talk and disgusting fantasies.
Then we move on to the car wash where I ask them to decide if we get the Diamond Delux or Platinum Treatment, with or without air freshener (so revealing).
Finally we end the evening by putting on each other’s clothes and watching porn on computers at the county library. By the time security escorts us out I always know whether they’ll call me the next morning.
Just please don’t hate me because I’m popular.
K?