Most of the upper awards pertain to very old threads.
The secrets of getting them are still tightly kept. They are reachable by all, except a couple you had to be there for at the time.
If you switch from mobile to desktop at the bottom of any page, then go to your own profile, you can see your awards.
The point of the awards is not having them, but the adventures you embark upon in seeking them.
I know some shortcuts to find some of them, but I have to be bribed to tell.
PANCAKES!!!!!!
Look in the fridge under the pool.