Right wing conservative politicians who rant about family values and are against homosexuality being caught in airport restrooms trying to procure a blowjob.

Around these parts, the sheriff was recently pulled over and arrested on, among other things, driving drunk. Not, say, blowing .08 and barely over the limit drunk, I mean blasted out of your gourg drunk.

Yes several cases of fire stations burning.

A pro football player fumbling a pass on critical, potentially game winning play.

An obese, chain-smoking physician. (Yes, I actually knew someone who fit that description. He and I served on the Board of Directors for a health organization. During meetings, he frequently stepped outside for nicotine fixes.)

A bald barber.

A security guard who gets caught stealing.

A financial advisor bouncing a check.

Not being able to find a bathroom that’s not in use.

Some years ago, a freeway ramp was being built as part of a road construction project. When the ramp was right in the middle of construction, the blueprint that detailed the roadway that was to go past a bridge abutment was found to be off by 1/8”. In reality, the error was off by 6’. The road, if completed as per the blueprint, would have hit the abutment straight on.

On the same construction project, a concrete bridge spanning some parts of an extensive interchange was constructed using a concrete mix that was good for 75 years when the specs for the job called for a concrete mix that was rated for 150 years. The entire concrete company went out of business over the error.